Right so there is this, and it is kinda fucking amazing. The best second-person POV I've read in fandom. No. Joke.
It is insanely fantastic and it starts out with this person and we never know if they are male or female, and they've been dumped and are pissed and are like STFU WORLD and it's fucking glorious. THEN They are like fuck it stick out their wand and they summon the knight bus and who do they come across but Stan Shunpike! And he's got a fat long cock apparently and there is sex on the knight bus and OMFG I want to have sex on the Knight Bus because really it sounds like fun.
I'd say more but there isn't much to say other than THIS FIC IS FANTASTIC AND YOU SHOULD READ IT because really it isn't getting all the feels like it deserves.
And I loooooove it and I didn't even
like Stan Shunpike, but now I am hoping to meet him on the Knight Bus one day so we can get randy and get tossed around. XD
I also want the person to be a character but you can read who I thought it was in the comments because you will read it, yes :DDDDDD *bats the lashes*
Conducting Business